Top Funny Whatsapp Status

1. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
2. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
7. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
11. I need six months of vacation, twice a year.
12. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
13. When nothing goes right, go left.
14. Don’t follow your dreams, follow me on Instagram.
15. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
16. The best way to defeat someone is to beat him at politeness.
17. One who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and one who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
18. Let not your love be infatuation, and let not your hatred be destruction.
19. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
20. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
21. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
22. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
23. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
24. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
25. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
26. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
27. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
28. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
30. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
31. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
32. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
33. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
34. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
35. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
36. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
37. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
38. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
39. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
41. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
42. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
44. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
45. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
46. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
47. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
48. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
49. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
51. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
52. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
53. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
54. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
55. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
56. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
57. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
58. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
59. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
60. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
61. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
62. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
63. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
64. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
65. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
66. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
67. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
68. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
69. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
70. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
71. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
72. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
73. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
74. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
75. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
76. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
77. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
78. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
79. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
80. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
81. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
82. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
83. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
84. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
85. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
86. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
87. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
88. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
89. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
90. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
91. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
92. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
93. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
94. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
95. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
96. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
97. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
98. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
99. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
100. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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